These are a Few of My Least Favorite Things

Congress.
Steroids.
Baseball.

BORING!!!

Maybe part of the problem is not that professional baseball players use performance-enhancing drugs. Like I care - personally, I'd like to see the All-Drug World Series, where pitchers throw 270 mph fastballs and batters hit 500-yard home runs.

Maybe part of the problem is that, in light of everything else they should be doing, our representatives have decided to spend time doing this.