where's my dang check already?

yea, I only posted a moment or two ago. but I have to add this.

Hank Paulson, the president's money man, says in a press conference the economy is strong, they just want it to stay that way. Hang on a minute. Japan's economy was in the tank for a decade, and no one got checks. Are we the most spoiled nation ever?

I'm hoping for a full blown recession. Then maybe they'll send 16 grand.

Rather than point this out, the next question from the press was "what americans really want to know is, when do we get our checks?"

I am so proud to be a member of a thoughtful, analytical media.